Greetings and salutations friends, compatriots, rivals, malcontents and sundry personages. I am Professor Snuggles T. Heartcraft, and within these pages are the logs and diaries of my experiments, designs, contraptions, monstrosities and accidents. My focus in these documents will be biotechnological adaptations of nourishments  intoxicants, salves, bitters, cultures and clones, and the scientific and engineering ingenuity required for their maintenance and propagation.

I hope you will find them informative and elucidating, and join me on my quest to expand and recover our civilization’s heritage technomics, I seek to make them once again accessible to the non-uplifted, raptured, eschitated mortal sophonts that still dwell within reach of my broadcasts.